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...STUFF YOU ALWAYS
WONDERED ABOUT BUT FORGOT TO ASK...
MR. SUMPPI'S
SHADOW
There has been a lot of talk about Mr. Sumppi's shadow. It is well-known in
Trolldom that when Mr. Sumppi is in a bad mood (very seldom) or angry (extremely
rare), his shadow moves to the wrong side. We here at TROLLDOM INFORMATION
OFFICE (TIO) feel it is our duty to provide you, Dear Reader, with accurate and
pertinent information, and so we posed the question to Mr. Sumppi himself.
Interview follows:
TIO:
Good morning Mr. Sumppi. How are you today?
Mr. S: Good morning. I am fine, thank you. I hope
you are too.
TIO: Yes, thank you. Is it true about
your shadow?
Mr. S: Yes - I suppose you are asking if my shadow
is sometimes on the wrong side?
TIO: Exactly. So it really does
happen?
Mr. S: Yes, when I'm angry or in a bad mood, my
shadow moves to the wrong side. Strange, isn't it?
TIO: Indeed. Could you show us,
please?
Mr. S: Impossible, I'm afraid. I'm in an excellent
mood, you see.
And such was the
case on this beautiful morning. Here is a picture for you to see:
Mr. Sumppi added that as far as he knows, his shadow hasn't been on the wrong
side since that Thanksgiving Day several years ago, when the Mudhats crashed the
Trolls' Thanksgiving Party, and threw cranberry sauce all over the walls.
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